Nothing Important Here

WOW! Okay so I haven't posted anything since amillion and 3 years ago! So sorry about that! But ya so its winter break and it has been colder than a monkey lately! No joke I'm pretty sure it's 12 degrees outside right now. The only good things about winter break are: no school (duh), there's Christmas and New Years, and you have time to do all the crazy things that you usually don't have time for. So ya, I guess winter break really isn't that bad.

Okay so I'm pretty sure that the kinnect for xbox is one of the bestest things in the world! It's beyond tubular! And then there's a game for it called dance central and it's purdy stellar! I would post a video of me dancing and such but I look kinda stupid so haha I decided not to :P

I have realized that this blog is sortof like a twitter for me, except I can right really long paragraphs about stupid and ridiculous things, unlike on twitter where you can only put so many letters or whatever. So this blog is like twitter on steroids! Haha! Take that twitter!

Ummmmm I don't know what else to put.... life is still exceptionally boring!!! MY LIFE IS STILL A BOWL OF UNSEASONED SPAGHETTI!!!!

Finals! After hearing that word the first thing I think of is blaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! The only good thing about finals is after your done, your done! And you can go home and sleep, rob a bank, go to mars, whatever floats your boat! Haha! I personally am going to take pictures because I want to. And I think I am going to eat some food because that's good too. Ok so onto an important issue!!!! So you know how it's like a rule that you can't run in the halls? So does that mean you can't skip either? Because skipping spreads joy! Everyone loves joy! So I am personally thinkin that we should be allowed to skip! AS BEING A CITIZEN OF AMERICA I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SKIP FREELY!!!!
So I think I want to learn to speak Turkish! Why? Because I said so! Who wouldn't want to be Turkish? (Probably aliens! or Batman!)
Do you know what really offends me? Is when your mom goes and buys you jeans, but she buys like the BIGGEST! size! "Thanks alot mom! But I'm not that fat!"

AWESOME LINE OF THE DAY!!!!
"You were winking at me? I thought you just had an eye spasm!" ;) (ironically, that happened to be an eye spasm face)
"Did I invite you to my barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?" haha

I think it's really funny when people get mad at you for the stupidest stuff. "You stepped on the same floor as me?! What's wrong with you!" Haha I am soooooooooo happy that I don't know anyone like that!

Katelynn's Dictionary of Awesomeness!
Stellar- a word meaning exceeding the limits of being awesome!
Cool beans!- another way to say "sounds good brosky!" haha
better than a monkey- this is as good as a compliment gets
tubular- according to my friend, it is 80's for "cool"

Parades, Vegetarians, and Twitter..... O My!

Parades.... Such great things! Haha! Anyway, I live in a village so they have this parade going and it's called the Twinkle Light Parade. I love parades! They're one of my favorite things! So of course I took pictures! But that made me realize that I really need a new camera! Mine is lacking in terms of being awesome!

My sexy glove got in the way of this picture :P haha

So ya it was a purdy fun parade! Haha! O my zesty jalapeno! I got my haircut! It's kinda short! But I think it actually looks pretty good!

I have also.... gasp..... joined the world of social networking.... I finally got a Twitter and I'm not sure I understand the point of it. I think it's kinda confuzzling! Haha! But it's just another place where I can write down my random thoughts in life! Any place that lets Katelynn write down her crazy and amazing (ya I just used the C WORD!! AND THE A WORD!!! I'm such a rebel! Haha!) moments is a good place!

Guess what guys? Just kidding you don't have to guess! But I think I'm gonna go all vegetarian style! Isn't that stellar!? I'm really super duper excited about it! And thanks to my friend Addie (Addie you rock my socks off!) who writes Teen Vegetarianism, I will have great recipes and I will know exactly what I need to do to like eat healthy and stuff. Haha wow! That was like a serious moment! *takes a moment to wipe off serious face* haha! Well I guess that's like ya all I have to say so PEACE OUT HOMIES! AND GOODNIGHT CHICAGO! Haha!

My Life of Unseasoned Spaghetti!

So not much new has happened. My life has turned into one big bowl of boring. It's like a bunch of spaghetti without the sauce or anything on it at all! So I think I need to spice things up! And not with chili! Haha! So I decided that I am going to start doing things that I wouldn't normally do! I may even wear the color brown! Haha! But I seriously am going to change things up! So if ya'll got any suggestions please comment!

Yay! Christmas is so soon!! Haha! It's a holiday that you get to rip a bunch of paper and people can get you a ton of stuff that you may never ever need! Like a tomato slicer! Or a chimney cleaner! So ya what's like the most RANDOM gift anyone has ever given you? Mine was when my friend gave me a box of croutons! It was so stellar! Ya gotta love those friends that know how to get you a funny/yummy/amazing gift!

So I think that one of my new life long dreams is to start my own TV show. I want it to be really super duper stellar so I think I'll have it like and MTV reality show thing. OH MY CROSS-EYED TURTLE!!! It could be called Pimp My Stagecoach!!! That would be so tubular and amazing! That would be so cool! And then there can be like a theme song for it too! It can be like "My stagecoach brings all the boys to the yard! That's right it's better than yours!" Haha it will definitely be stellar!