Ummm I don't really know what to call this... So I guess that's the title...

I feel like my last post was a disappointment... like there wasn't anything special about it... so I have to make this post really REALLY special! :D Do you know what I've been craving lately? Toast. It seems crazy, but lately, I've really needed some toast!
Ok! So I have decided that I really like those pictures that are all black and white except for like one thing! They're so stellar!

Haha! This week has started out to be cu-razy! I have to help get the pictures of kids for the yearbook and all I have to do is ask them what color background they want.
"So what color do you want as your background?"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm what are my choices again? Just kidding I want emerald green!"
"Ok cool beans!"
"No! I changed my mind I want silver!"
"Ok that's fine"
"Actually how do you think red would look?"
After doing that 25 times, it gets old :P haha.
So I have found my neon orange jacket! Haha! I think my jacket is so bright you could probably see it from a mile away! (Well maybe not a whole mile, but close to a mile... Like 3 feet...).

My Super Amazing Play :D

scene 15-Steve, the ninja space cow goes to McDonald's

FADE IN:.

Steve, the ninja space cow walks into McDonald's, disguised, and has an appetite to fight crime!

Steve

(walks in nonchalantly to the cashier at the front)

Hello there good citizen of this fine facility!

cashier

(bored, unenthusiastic)

Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?

STEVE

Why yes you can! Do you sell corn here?

CASHIER

(sarcastically)

Sorry to disappoint you sir, but we are all out of corn. We never got our delivery today.

STEVE

(with a surprised look)

WHAT?!?!?! Who is responsible for this?! I suspect there is evil involved with this!

CASHIER

(still bored)

Well sir, I don't believe that it's me that is responsible for this, I just take people's orders; but there's nothing I can do about it.

STEVE

(rips of his disguise and reveals himself as Steve, the ninja space cow!)

That's what you think! But I am Steve! The ninja space cow!

CASHIER

(with a surprised look and no longer bored)

OH MY GOSH!!! YOUR STEVE THE NINJA SPACE COW!!

STEVE

CLOSE UP:

Yes, yes I am! And I shall get you your corn back!

Steve then flies through the roof to go find who stole the corn, because he really wants some.

flies over town, fade out

scene 16-Steve finds the evil guy

Steve flies over town, determined to find the missing corn. He then comes across the the Evil Guy and the missing corn!

STEVE

(slightly angry and in need of a taco)

YOU!!!

evil guy

(surprised, but not extremely surprised)

Well, if it isn't Steve the ninja space cow! What a surprise! Not!

(evil laugh)

I see you have found my evil plan, of kidnapping all the local corn!

STEVE

Why yes I have Evil Guy! And I plan to get all this corn back!

EVIL GUY

Never!!! It's mine now! And you'll never be able to have any corn ever again!

(another evil laugh)

STEVE

That's what you think! I know about your weakness of... BALLOON ANIMALS!!

EVIL GUY

What?!?! How did you find out about that?

STEVE

(starts throwing balloon animals at him, because that is the Evil Guy's weakness and the Evil Guy begins to run off)

Haha! Take that!

EVIL GUY

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

The evil guy is then defeated and runs away. Steve the ninja space cow then stands proudly and citizens come out of their houses to thank them

citizens

(excited)

Thank you Steve the ninja space cow! You saved us again!

STEVE

(with a dramatic hairflip)

Don't worry young people, it's my job!

fade out:

I Wish I Was A Mermaid.....

I think my new dream is to become a mermaid. I mean, there are so many perks that come with being a mermaid! You get a really stellar tail that's super duper shiny. If The Little Mermaid movie is anything like real mermaids then your hair would look good all the time. You'd be in really good shape from swimming so much too. Plus, you wouldn't have to deal with any of the stress from "the land dwellers" haha :P But I'm sure that mermaids have issues in their lives too. Like maybe their pet fish ran away? Or maybe they have to take care of their seahorse? O MY PANTS!!!! What if one day a mermaid was swimming and then their tail just fell off!!!! Is that even possible? Like can you over-exhaust your mermaid tail and then have it just fall off? They probably tell you all this in mermaid school and then give you an emergency preparedness kit? So then they'd be swimming and be like O MY GURSH!!!! MY TAIL FELL OFF!!!! And they could use their magical (or just regular/ boring) emergency preparedness kit to put their tail back on!

So ya this may be my last post because I don't know if i will have internet connection when I become a mermaid. If you want to contact me, I will be in the underwater city of Atlantis, where Ariel the little mermaid lives.

New Year's Resolutions! (Even though it's alittle late for that)

So I feel pretty excited because I now have 9 followers!!!! whoooo!!!!! (9 is a really big number too so that's really stellar). Okay so I know that the new year started yesterday, but I only just now came up with new year's resolutions! (Better late than never! Haha!) So here they are....
1.) I want to learn a new lifelong skill! (like skateboarding..... or knife juggling! Haha!)
2.) I want to have more self confidence because that is something I am lacking of...
3.) I'm going to start being more organized, because ya. I'm not good at that :P

So yesterday I decided to clean my room! (I honestly don't know what I was thinking). But it was one of those things where your mom keeps yelling at you to clean it.
"Katelynn you need to clean your room! You can't even see the floor!" That's when I said,
"But I know where everything is and isn't that the point of keeping rooms clean is so you can find stuff?"
"Ya but I can barely open the door because there's so much stuff in front of it!"
"Exactly."
So ya then my mom gets mad and just leaves.

I think to make life more interesting, I'm going to start changing things up. Maybe I'll do my hair differently or start doing different "after school activities" :P.

Exclamation points are one of the most tubular things in the world! It's crazy that just a line and a dot can make something that much more exciting!

Nothing Important Here

WOW! Okay so I haven't posted anything since amillion and 3 years ago! So sorry about that! But ya so its winter break and it has been colder than a monkey lately! No joke I'm pretty sure it's 12 degrees outside right now. The only good things about winter break are: no school (duh), there's Christmas and New Years, and you have time to do all the crazy things that you usually don't have time for. So ya, I guess winter break really isn't that bad.

Okay so I'm pretty sure that the kinnect for xbox is one of the bestest things in the world! It's beyond tubular! And then there's a game for it called dance central and it's purdy stellar! I would post a video of me dancing and such but I look kinda stupid so haha I decided not to :P

I have realized that this blog is sortof like a twitter for me, except I can right really long paragraphs about stupid and ridiculous things, unlike on twitter where you can only put so many letters or whatever. So this blog is like twitter on steroids! Haha! Take that twitter!

Ummmmm I don't know what else to put.... life is still exceptionally boring!!! MY LIFE IS STILL A BOWL OF UNSEASONED SPAGHETTI!!!!

Finals! After hearing that word the first thing I think of is blaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! The only good thing about finals is after your done, your done! And you can go home and sleep, rob a bank, go to mars, whatever floats your boat! Haha! I personally am going to take pictures because I want to. And I think I am going to eat some food because that's good too. Ok so onto an important issue!!!! So you know how it's like a rule that you can't run in the halls? So does that mean you can't skip either? Because skipping spreads joy! Everyone loves joy! So I am personally thinkin that we should be allowed to skip! AS BEING A CITIZEN OF AMERICA I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO SKIP FREELY!!!!
So I think I want to learn to speak Turkish! Why? Because I said so! Who wouldn't want to be Turkish? (Probably aliens! or Batman!)
Do you know what really offends me? Is when your mom goes and buys you jeans, but she buys like the BIGGEST! size! "Thanks alot mom! But I'm not that fat!"

AWESOME LINE OF THE DAY!!!!
"You were winking at me? I thought you just had an eye spasm!" ;) (ironically, that happened to be an eye spasm face)
"Did I invite you to my barbecue? Then why are you all up in my grill?" haha

I think it's really funny when people get mad at you for the stupidest stuff. "You stepped on the same floor as me?! What's wrong with you!" Haha I am soooooooooo happy that I don't know anyone like that!

Katelynn's Dictionary of Awesomeness!
Stellar- a word meaning exceeding the limits of being awesome!
Cool beans!- another way to say "sounds good brosky!" haha
better than a monkey- this is as good as a compliment gets
tubular- according to my friend, it is 80's for "cool"

Parades, Vegetarians, and Twitter..... O My!

Parades.... Such great things! Haha! Anyway, I live in a village so they have this parade going and it's called the Twinkle Light Parade. I love parades! They're one of my favorite things! So of course I took pictures! But that made me realize that I really need a new camera! Mine is lacking in terms of being awesome!

My sexy glove got in the way of this picture :P haha

So ya it was a purdy fun parade! Haha! O my zesty jalapeno! I got my haircut! It's kinda short! But I think it actually looks pretty good!

I have also.... gasp..... joined the world of social networking.... I finally got a Twitter and I'm not sure I understand the point of it. I think it's kinda confuzzling! Haha! But it's just another place where I can write down my random thoughts in life! Any place that lets Katelynn write down her crazy and amazing (ya I just used the C WORD!! AND THE A WORD!!! I'm such a rebel! Haha!) moments is a good place!

Guess what guys? Just kidding you don't have to guess! But I think I'm gonna go all vegetarian style! Isn't that stellar!? I'm really super duper excited about it! And thanks to my friend Addie (Addie you rock my socks off!) who writes Teen Vegetarianism, I will have great recipes and I will know exactly what I need to do to like eat healthy and stuff. Haha wow! That was like a serious moment! *takes a moment to wipe off serious face* haha! Well I guess that's like ya all I have to say so PEACE OUT HOMIES! AND GOODNIGHT CHICAGO! Haha!

My Life of Unseasoned Spaghetti!

So not much new has happened. My life has turned into one big bowl of boring. It's like a bunch of spaghetti without the sauce or anything on it at all! So I think I need to spice things up! And not with chili! Haha! So I decided that I am going to start doing things that I wouldn't normally do! I may even wear the color brown! Haha! But I seriously am going to change things up! So if ya'll got any suggestions please comment!

Yay! Christmas is so soon!! Haha! It's a holiday that you get to rip a bunch of paper and people can get you a ton of stuff that you may never ever need! Like a tomato slicer! Or a chimney cleaner! So ya what's like the most RANDOM gift anyone has ever given you? Mine was when my friend gave me a box of croutons! It was so stellar! Ya gotta love those friends that know how to get you a funny/yummy/amazing gift!

So I think that one of my new life long dreams is to start my own TV show. I want it to be really super duper stellar so I think I'll have it like and MTV reality show thing. OH MY CROSS-EYED TURTLE!!! It could be called Pimp My Stagecoach!!! That would be so tubular and amazing! That would be so cool! And then there can be like a theme song for it too! It can be like "My stagecoach brings all the boys to the yard! That's right it's better than yours!" Haha it will definitely be stellar!

Another Monday!

I never thought I'd say this, but I am actually really happy it's Monday! It was a looooonnnng Thanksgiving break and I hadn't gotten to see anyone from school for 5 WHOLE DAYS! It was like being in isolation! I don't know how I survived.... It was torture! Anyway, I am just glad that's over!
RANDOM THING THAT I LEARNED TODAY!!!!!

...., means "i love you" in tomato

The sky is blue!

The grass is not always greener on the other side....

WOW, it's three simple letters with a whole lot of meaning!
So isn't life just amazing? Haha!

So anyway! I ride horses in case you didn't know and I found this like really stellar video! So this is Stacy Westfall and she's doing a reining pattern and riding her horse freestyle!!! which means there's like nothing on the horse so ya it's purdy amazing!

Things to be Thankful For!

So yesterday was Thanksgiving! Yay! So here are some of the things I'm thankful for:

1. All you amazing people who are reading this!
2. Really stellar shades, they are just amazing

3. Lucky Charms!!!! (They are magically delicious!)



4. Cameras!!! They capture all they great moments in life! (So I guess I am thankful for all the great moments in life too.)
5. Good music. It's purdy great.
6. The wonderfulness of sunshine! It's great!
7. L-O-V-E! It's lovely! Haha!
8. The person in your life that's always got your back, gives you a shoulder to cry on, gets you through the day, makes you laugh, but isn't afraid to tell you "I told you so".

Katelynn's Advice of the Day!

1. Never eat soggy watermelons! (Not only is this great advice, but it also stands for north, east, south, and west! Haha amazing!)
2. I think you've been told this before, but it's not exactly good to eat yellow snow.
3. Wear matching socks! I hate it when my socks don't match! (I know, I'm a freak :P)
4. Don't feed wild squirrels, they could attack you with their rabbis!
5. SMILE!!! Haha smiling is the most bestest thing ever!

Tuesday!

Today was the day that everyone dreads....... report cards..... You get the envelope that pretty much decides if your parents will be mad or happy with you that night. I think I would rather not have report cards at all, but I guess that it has to be done! So anyway you get this like feeling in your stomach like your gonna be sick cause you just want to see your grades but of course your that kid in the class that can't figure out how to open the envelope! Then you look like you need "special attention" because your looking at the envelope and saying "WHY WON'T YOU OPEN!!!!" And that's when the teacher looks at you and says
"I'm sorry, is there a problem Katelynn?" And then I say
"Ya where is the secret button that tells you how to open this?"
"Katelynn, do you see where it says tear here? That means you tear there."
That's when, believe it or not, I tore there! And the most craziest thing happened...... IT OPENED! It reminded me of those times that you go to the store and the door says PULL TO OPEN and you push the door anyway.

Ok so I was looking at that wonderful place photobucket and I was looking at the fails and they are like so SSIRSO! (Once again that's so silly it rocks socks off :P)

Haha!


I'm pretty sure this is something that I would do :P

TIME FOR THE BAD PICK- UP LINE OF THE DAY!!!!!!
"Your 90% of the reason I get up in the morning, the other 10% is because I have to pee"

TACOS!

Ok so NEVER before have I had a taco, but last night I did. I have finally lived my life! Haha! But honestly I didn't see how people think it's like magic all wrapped up into one crunchy shell, because it wasn't that stellar. I FEEL DISAPPOINTED! Everybody told me it was some great thing and it wasn't! But it's awesome cause it was one of my lifelong dreams to eat a TACO and now I have! So haha I am proud of myself!

10 Random Things About Me That Nobody Cares About But I'm Gonna Tell You Anyway

1. SSIRSO (so silly it rocks socks off) is my new favorite abbreviation. Ya, you WISH you were cool enough to say that! :P Just kidding anyone who actually reads this blog is pretty awesome.
2. I really want a pet fish, but I can't keep fish alive for more than 2 weeks. (So sad!)
3. I LOVE to laugh! Haha! So silly!
4. Oh my word! I think purple is like the most amazing thing besides toasters!
5. My favorite songs right now are:

Back to December, Taylor Swift

Misery Business, Paramore

Jar of Hearts, Christina Perri

Stuck Like Glue, Sugarland (yes, I'm a country fan)

6. One day, I want to go to New Zealand.... Why? I have no idea! Haha!
7. My favorite smell is oranges! Enough said :P
8. I am easily excited! WOOOOOO!!!!! Haha!
9. You know how sometimes you have a stupid moment in life? Ya for me that's like every other moment plus one!

10. I have this blog..... Does that count?

Random Thoughts of the Day!

Oh my word! If i was a superhero I would be spiderman! What would be better than having super spidey ninja skills?! I also want to be able to say that my spidey senses are tingling without looking like I'm too crazy; because I have found that when you walk out onto the street and yell "My spidey senses are tingling!" people either stare or call animal control.