1. Never eat soggy watermelons! (Not only is this great advice, but it also stands for north, east, south, and west! Haha amazing!)
2. I think you've been told this before, but it's not exactly good to eat yellow snow.
3. Wear matching socks! I hate it when my socks don't match! (I know, I'm a freak :P)
4. Don't feed wild squirrels, they could attack you with their rabbis!
5. SMILE!!! Haha smiling is the most bestest thing ever!